Just because I no longer have a quote board posted up in my house doesn't mean I've stopped gathering some of the interesting things people have said. Here are some of my recent (or not-so-recent) favorites:
"Wow, well I sure hope you don't ... die." - Mom, after hearing that Joseph is going skydiving
"I'm just a live-saving machine." - Brad
"I have a piece of meat stuck in my hole." (A pause for laughter) "Laughing made it come out. No, maybe it was bread." - Nay
"There's no pistachio crunching in apologizing!" - Curb Your Enthusiasm
"Sometimes I tell him, 'I'm glad I'm adopted, I don't want to inherit your nose.' " - Chad
"No, but if you think it's a good idea to make a Silly Putty impression of your remote you're wrong!" - Kim
"I've only got two balls?!" - Joseph
"If someone attacked us I'd run so fast." - Craig, as he, Renee and I walked through a creepy area at night
"Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O' Donnell fat." - A random bumper sticker
"Why would you want to be gay? You already have it!" - Justin
And I'm not really sure who said these:
"I don't believe in beautiful mistakes."
"Lena, I've never wanted to brush my teeth, but you make it look fun."
"You look like a sexy zebra."
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