Monday, June 16, 2008

It's all in the hips

I celebrated turning the big 2-5 with lots of drinking and good times last week... I don't remember it all, but trust me, it happened. Now I find myself caught between being young and being old. So what are the benefits?

Being 25 means I'm too old for:

Acne (I wish).

Making bad decisions (Ha).

Tantrums (Possibly never).

Getting carded (Not quite).


Being 25 means I'm too young for:

Grey hair (I've had that for years now).

Aches (Constant).

Bad hearing (Huh? What did you say?).

Memory loss (I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached).


Well, at least I'm back to being an odd-numbered age. That's good, no?

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