Sunday, May 4, 2008

I'm a hick, I'm a hick

Some of what I witnessed during a walk through Molalla this sunny Sunday morning:

A man drinking Sparks. Before noon. While getting ready to drive a car.

A garage sale with the sign: "No price to low." To low what? To low where? To low who?! Ohhh, you mean too low. Got it.

A large woman squeezed into (and busting out of) a teal shorts and tank set that would have barely fit Miranda.

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