A tall order

One of the articles in the August Cosmo is titled, "Have the Summer You Want!" Oh really? I want a summer that never ends. I want a summer filled with tropical beaches, sparkling getaways, exciting camping trips, and barbecues galore. The summer I want involves me eating glorious foods without ever gaining an ounce. I certainly won't have to worry about money or a job, even though shopping will be a regular occurrence. Weekly pedicures. Daily massages. Drinking without hangovers. Oh, and that list of books I've been meaning to read? Finished, all of them. Think you can do that, Cosmo?